Erection Day 2008

Actually, I'm very much considering voting for McCain just because Sarah Palin's hot. No, really. I'm tired of having to choose between Ophony vs. McPhony. They're both politicians, ugly as sin, and they don't say a whole lot in their speeches. I need more criteria for choosing who I'll vote for and these two lame-o's just aren't dishing it out. Sarah Palin does. She brings the whole hottness factor to the table and that's something that shocked and awed me. So what if my boner casts my vote in the voting booth? At least it's decisive.

If McCain croaks, I'd be pretty excited to see what she'd do as POTUS. So what if she's not experienced? I'm not exactly convinced anyone who's ever been nominated/elected to the White House has been "qualified" to be Pres. I don't see why so many of my fellow Americans think they can rightly judge how "qualified" a person is for the job, when they've got no presidential experience themselves. There's only four men alive who can really decide who could be good and even then, they're told who to choose via party affiliations. That just goes to show they were stupid choices in the first place for being so easy to control and for making decisions based on party bias, not issues or--I shouldn't say it--their own beliefs!

Okay, so Palin's still a career politician, but I'd be perfectly content leaving the country in her hands. I don't think Presidents have any real power anyway--whether my "puppet" theory is true or not. If you ask me, Charlie Manson's just as "qualified" to be President as McLame or Osama. Just pardon him and remove all sharp objects from the Oval Office and we're good to go! Hell, he could pull the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan and just go over there himself to get bin Laden and the rest of the "terr'ists". That platform alone would probably get him elected, because who would doubt he could do just that?

"Charlie, Charlie, he's our man! If he can't kill 'em, no one can!"